Sunday, April 19, 2009

"Honey, were in Alabama"


Beware of Tazo Berryblossom White Tea!! I recently went to the Whole Foods Market in Orlando with a friend. While I was there, I bought a glass of Berry Blossom White Tea. I should have thought more about it when Chris asked me if I realized something was floating in my tea. I simply thought "Its no big deal" and said it was just loose leaf tea and continued to drink it. Later on that day, I became extremely tired and passed out on the couch. When I awoke, I had no idea where the heck I was. I look over to the other couch and my grandmomma was sitting up looking at me. I asked her where we were and she replies, "Honey, were in Alabama." I began freaking out...what was I doing in Alabama? How did I get here? A few minutes later my mum walks in and immediately begins laughing. My grandmother has Alzheimers. She has no short term memory and when she stays at my house, she always thinks she is back home in Alabama. This tea messed me up! I went from feeling like I had just taken sleeping pills to extremely giddy. I could not stop laughing. I went to a church group that night and laughed the whole time. If you didn't know me, you would have thought I was either mental or seriously dopped up. The next day when I woke up, I felt like I had a hangover. It felt like I had been sleeping under a pile of bricks! I was so out of it, that my literature professor pulled me aside after class to ask if I was okay. She said I seemed "disconnected" and "in another world." I promised her that I wasen't on drugs and tried to explain that it was the result of this yummy tea that I had drank the previous day. So, if you decide to buy a glass of berryblossom white tea, do not drink it if there is something floating in it. I am completely conviced my tea was "weed-infused." haha.

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